Fun With Dragons: An Adult Fantasy Toy Review Blog

This week, we tackle the toy that started my collection, my obsession, and this blog: Pretzal the Swamp Wyrm, by Bad Dragon . To give a bit of background on the company, they sell high-quality sex toys. These sex toys also happen to be modeled after fantasy creatures, such as dragons and werewolves. Their toys are all made with 100% medical grade, platinum cure silicone - it's body safe, hypoallergenic, durable, and able to be sanitized with various methods, which we will discuss in a later post. I would dearly love to get into the story of how I discovered Bad Dragon, but I don't want to derail this review. Let's just say that I stumbled across the website by chance, and have been hooked on fantasy dick ever since. Though Pretzal wasn't the first Bad Dragon dildo I saw, it was the one that captivated me. Just look at that magnificent bastard. I can't use the images from Bad Dragon's website, because I don't want to get sued, but I think this photo ...

Happy Halloween, everybody! I had planned to do a review of Pretzal this week, but in honor of the holiday, I've decided to showcase a very spooky beast: Bad Dragon's David the Werewolf . Bad Dragon is a company that specializes in fantasy sex toys. They use only medical grade platinum cure silicone, which is nonporous, hypo-allergenic, and durable. These toys are made to last for years with proper care, and they can be completely sanitized with heat or bleach (you can find proper care instructions here ).  There are so many models to choose from that you might feel a little lost. I sure did when I first began my toying adventures, and I chose the werewolf as my very first knotted toy (for the uninitiated, "knotted" refers to the abrupt bulge at the bottom of the shaft, known as a knot). Something that also drew me to the company was the variety of colors they offer. Over the years, I have amassed quite a collection of Bad Dragon dildos. As you can see from...

Hello! My name isn't important, and I'm here to tell you what I think about various adult toys. Now, you may say to yourself: "Why should I care what this anonymous bitch has to say?" Good question. Perhaps you're a virgin curious about what the fantasy toy scene has to offer. Perhaps you've been toying for a long time, and want to get a fresh perspective. Perhaps you just want someone to argue with. Regardless, it's my intention to tell you what I think about the toys I have (and the toys I have had). Whether you agree with me or disagree with me, perhaps we can all learn something at the end of the day.  And perhaps I just wanted a way to show off my collection while still pretending that it has some value to others. The world may never know. Presently, my entire collection (with the exception of a few accessories) consists of dildos from Bad Dragon ( bad-dragon.com ). Bad Dragon was the first company of its kind that caught my attention, and...