Fun With Dragons: An Adult Fantasy Toy Review Blog

I was out with a cold last week, and have been so ill that I haven't had much energy for anything. On the tail end of my illness came a time when my husband couldn't hold back any longer - and frankly, neither could I. So, he donned our strap-on harness and I flopped into bed, and we took a ride on Archer. Archer is perhaps Bad Dragon's plainest dildo, but that doesn't mean it's boring. What began as an April Fool's Day joke became one of their best-kept secrets. And guys, I'm not joking when I say that Archer may just be able to heal the sick... though that could be due to the magical color scheme we got ours in. A complete cold care kit. Just add chicken soup. Despite its plainness, Archer was one of the first toys I was eyeing back when it was still just another bullet point on our wish list. Specifically, I wanted it in Full Spectrum, Bad Dragon's rainbow coloration. Something about the perfect smoothness of the shaft, the uniformity, mak...

Hello, lovelies! I'm back from a much-needed vacation, and ready to dive into my toy collection again. Hubs and I only brought two dildos with us, and today I'm going to discuss one of them: Nox , one of Bad Dragon's most popular toys. Nox is what you might call a BD staple - almost everyone who has even a modest collection has a Nox, and it's often recommended to beginners. From the picture above, you can see why: smooth curves, a tapered head, and a streamlined design make it one of Bad Dragon's most beginner-friendly models. It has just the right kind of form to set it apart from mainstream dildos without making it intimidating, and I always recommend Nox to anyone who is looking to branch out into fantasy toys. Currently, I only own one Nox. I hope to remedy this situation soon with the addition of a large to my collection. Once this happens, I'll post an updated review. For now, I will provide the specs for my lonely little night drake: Size: Mediu...

We're going on a trip this week! And you know what that means: it's time to find a way to discreetly and safely pack our sex toys. Prepping your toys for travel is a simple affair, but it does take some forethought. There are certain things to consider, such as the types of toys you have, how those toys may be interpreted to the uninitiated, and the laws of the country to which you'll be travelling - yes, some countries do ban sex toys. The method of travel is also important - airport security is far more complex than, say, cruise ship travel. Travelling by car or bus can minimize the chances of your luggage being inspected, but if you cross international borders, that can be a completely different story. So, how do you pack your sex toys? First, let's look at some basic tips. Never travel with batteries inside your toys. Not only could this result in damage to the battery and the toy, but it can cause a small kerfuffle if it goes off spontaneously.   Alway...

This week, we tackle the toy that started my collection, my obsession, and this blog: Pretzal the Swamp Wyrm, by Bad Dragon . To give a bit of background on the company, they sell high-quality sex toys. These sex toys also happen to be modeled after fantasy creatures, such as dragons and werewolves. Their toys are all made with 100% medical grade, platinum cure silicone - it's body safe, hypoallergenic, durable, and able to be sanitized with various methods, which we will discuss in a later post. I would dearly love to get into the story of how I discovered Bad Dragon, but I don't want to derail this review. Let's just say that I stumbled across the website by chance, and have been hooked on fantasy dick ever since. Though Pretzal wasn't the first Bad Dragon dildo I saw, it was the one that captivated me. Just look at that magnificent bastard. I can't use the images from Bad Dragon's website, because I don't want to get sued, but I think this photo ...