Welcome to My Blog!

Hello! My name isn't important, and I'm here to tell you what I think about various adult toys.

Now, you may say to yourself: "Why should I care what this anonymous bitch has to say?" Good question. Perhaps you're a virgin curious about what the fantasy toy scene has to offer. Perhaps you've been toying for a long time, and want to get a fresh perspective. Perhaps you just want someone to argue with. Regardless, it's my intention to tell you what I think about the toys I have (and the toys I have had). Whether you agree with me or disagree with me, perhaps we can all learn something at the end of the day. 

And perhaps I just wanted a way to show off my collection while still pretending that it has some value to others. The world may never know.

Presently, my entire collection (with the exception of a few accessories) consists of dildos from Bad Dragon (bad-dragon.com). Bad Dragon was the first company of its kind that caught my attention, and they have yet to let me down. I've ordered dozens of dildos from them. That being said, I'm not averse to branching out in the future. I've got my eye on a few up-and-coming toy companies and Etsy shops (yes, people make these things in their homes; just go with it). Eventually, I plan to expand my collection and offer my opinions on these toys, as well. For now, I have a backlog of other products to review, so let's get to it!